Tue, 11:04: Did housecats evolve just to push my fucking buttons? How did Guru learn to meow in a way that sounds like precisely the kind of desperate whine that makes me want to slap him? SHUT THE FUCK UP
Today In Odd Things Matthew Decides to Randomly Google
Washington State Population (7.7 million): ranked #13 in U.S.
Washington State Total Area (71,298 sq. mi.): ranked #18
Washington State Coastline (3,026 miles): ranked #11
(Coastal or Great Lakes states that are larger than Washington but have fewer miles of coastline: Oregon, Michigan, Minnesota.)
