Sat, 12:34: Get over yourself, Maud! https://t.co/KI63lBf41L
Sat, 15:58: When I was little I used to pray a lot, saying “Dear Jesus please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please don’t let me have diarrhea” while sitting on the toilet.
Sat, 22:46: Wait, they give the Duke of Cambridge guns? https://t.co/Iwogg7DlUi