My tweets

  • Wed, 5:55: Am I the only person who thinks the phrase "is cringe" was invented or Jimmy Fallon? Why do people like that guy?
  • Wed, 7:57: Good morning everyone! Why is Michael J. Fox trending? Evidently because he TURNS SIXTY today. (Quick reminder: Back to the Future II was set 30 years into the future from the first film, placing it in ... 2015. Remember when everyone was yammering about that in 2015? Yeah that was six years ago.)
  • Wed, 11:49: Looks like we're set to return to the office if we want as of July 1, and I am all about it! That's three weeks away so I guess I better start training myself now to stop farting unselfconsciously again.
  • Wed, 18:14: Well, I just finished the first episode of #Loki. And although so far I have really mixed feelings about the premise, when it comes the pilot episode I enjoyed this one more than those of WandaVision and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier put together.
  • Wed, 20:50: I was scrolling through my endless albums in iTunes to find a random one to listen to, and landed on the beautiful soundtrack to Amélie, a French film by Jean-Pierre Jeunet that I truly, deeply loved. And then it hit me: that movie was released 20 years ago. Goddammit!
  • Wed, 23:51: You best not talk shit about cats they have a tongue that doubles as a damp hairbrush have some fucking respect