Mon, 5:08: Seattle update: 5 a.m., 79°. Could barely sleep. I now believe in capital punishment. Someone needs to be murdered for this shit.
Mon, 19:19: Seattle update, 7 p.m., 100°. What kind of a world are we living in where it’s still so hot this late? A world of desolation, despair, and rivers of Matthew’s face sweat, that’s what kind!
Mon, 20:09: Where the hell is that idiot senator with the snowball when we actually fucking need him?
