My tweets

  • Fri, 9:30: Guess what I learned at work today from the American Bakers Association! https://t.co/0PGcAP804o
  • Fri, 14:16: We had our first all-office lunch party since pandemic restrictions were lifted. Claudia was talking about me to another person who doesn't know me well, & described me thusly:

    "Matthew's a little chilly. He's chilly until you pay attention to him just the way he wants you to."

    I've never felt more seen.