My tweets
- Thu, 5:37: Dreamt I shit my pants in the kitchen. Second night in a row that I had a weird dream about shitting, the first one having to do with hair entwined in it where I had to scrape my ass across the ground to shake it loose, like a dog. I hope this isn't some kind of shitty omen.
- Thu, 9:30: I'm entering new items that are called "dog food pate," and all I can think is ... I hope I never wind up at that cocktail party.
- Thu, 11:02: News flash! Even plenty of prominent conservatives are on board with vaccine mandates.
- Thu, 18:32: Michelle Pfeiffer is my hero. https://t.co/0qzrsV8GcK
- Thu, 20:15: An instant favorite: I can't remember the last time I loved a movie in this way. https://t.co/nRTsbx6iee