Tue, 09:53: "A vote is not a valentine, you aren't confessing your love for the candidate. It's a chess move for the world you want to live in."
—No one can seem to agree on who to attribute this to, but it bears repeating regardless, especially for people who have been duped into thinking their votes don't matter.

Tue, 16:40: If you are looking for a contender for Dumbest Shit in the Universe, may I suggest: astrology.