My tweets
- Thu, 08:45: Was just faced with a large, grown man at a urinal with his pants pulled down below his ass, a startling sight indeed, like suddenly noticing a Supermoon above the morning horizon. If the horizon were a waistband and the sky were the north wall of the office men's room.
- Thu, 17:20: I WENT TO HARVARD https://t.co/4veDCcNptk