Tue, 07:39: The great thing about the holiday season in middle age is getting to take your morning pills with eggnog.
Tue, 08:57: This really cracked me up RT @ fcakenterprises Just dreamt Mariah Carey was on an airplane, grabbed a random preteen, jumped out near the Space Needle & fell into a giant unflushed toilet
Tue, 10:41: Hot firefighters shoveling the sidewalk in front of Station 25. I’ve got a fire for you to put out guys! https://t.co/4veDCcNptk
Tue, 11:51: https://t.co/uRQ8eC03Oh
Tue, 18:17: I was thoroughly charmed by this oddly dark, slightly bonkers movie. https://t.co/uRQ8eC03Oh