Fri, 06:54: One useful thing you can learn on Facebook is that some of your straight friends' gay friends' other gay friends are pretty fucking hot.
Fri, 06:58: What a drama queen https://t.co/ervkrADC6N
Fri, 09:01: Seattle this morning: slicker than snot on a witch’s tit! https://t.co/aW64h3wnBJ
Fri, 10:53: I wonder how many times Armie Hammer has watched BONES AND ALL
Fri, 18:39: OMG you guys Santa died!! And so did his reindeer! https://t.co/wWzwu0druJ