My tweets

  • Sat, 12:29: Traditional Christmas Eve Morning gift exchange with the cats! https://t.co/ervkrADC6N
  • Sat, 14:31: Sample exchanges between two possibly-unstable men at the front of the 620 Intercity Transit express bus, Lakewood to Olympia:

    Dark Haired Man wielding umbrella for emphasis: “I’m just talking to the wall. I’m just talking to the wall. You’re the one who won’t shut up.”

    Gray Haired Man: “Praise Jesus!”

    DHM: “I’m just trying to tell you about the United States of America and its place in the world. Are you with the FBI?”

    GHM: “I like butterflies.”

    DHM: “Are you with the FBI? Huh? I’m talking about the god of … the lord god.”

    GHM: “I’m with the god of … butterflies.”

    DHM: “I think I’ve made my point. Have a good day everybody!” —and then he got off the bus, right *before* it departed
  • Sat, 15:55: Oh my god. Dad and Sherri just got Christmas carolers! https://t.co/aW64h3wnBJ
  • Sat, 18:47: Traditional Chinese dinner for Christmas Eve! Jennifer & family finally able to join us again for the first time in three years.https://t.co/wWzwu0druJ
  • Sat, 19:24: Love it when I learn new things about my family. I was just informed that my sisters used to say to people “You think you’re hot snot on a silver platter but you’re just cold boogers on a paper plate!”
  • Sat, 22:09: Merry Christmas! https://t.co/wWzwu0druJ