My tweets

  • Wed, 05:38: My mom reshared this post at the time. Seven months later, it would wind up still being the last thing she ever shared on Facebook before she died. https://t.co/XMEjl8pYxM
  • Wed, 14:28: Customer upset about 18 of her 20 eggs having double yolks, asserting "that is just unnatural and disturbing" and suspecting the producer is being dishonest about the use of non-gmo feed ... as if we're complicit in a shadow operation with a Poultry Death Star that's sucking deformed eggs out of mutant chickens.(If we're being honest, if we're complicit in anything, it's engaging in years of patently unscientific anti-GMO messaging that pushes people closer to these sorts of beliefs to begin with.)
  • Wed, 20:43: Holiday Night Out with the Merchandising Department: making pasta! https://t.co/Ff3An103A3 https://t.co/HFt4AOdnqN