Tue, 8:02: Next time I get married I'm doing it in the middle of a natural disaster! https://t.co/OUTiJtLW7V
Tue, 13:31: Today I bought a "gourmet" Ding Dong cake and it really cheated me out of a good cream filling of any volume. For $4.35! If this is "gourmet cuisine" you rich assholes can count me out
Tue, 20:00: A whole lot of blah, with a healthy dash of What the fuck? https://t.co/pvwsQ5stVq
Tue, 21:17: Guru and Shanti turned 14 today (72 in cat years!). Multiple times today Shobhit has said to them, “Happy birthday, darlings!” https://t.co/UJ1CMqtUdZ