My tweets

  • Wed, 7:27: Are all these people picking dog shit right up off the street washing their hands as soon as they get home? Ugh! Iā€™m going to throw up.
  • Wed, 9:21: This morning at work I ate a gluten free mini molasses ginger cookie that looked remarkably like a chicken nugget. It kind of tasted like one too, if it were sweetened with molasses.
  • Wed, 10:36: Retweet if you are easily manipulated
  • Wed, 12:21: This is literally the shit the U.S. Republican Party is perpetuating right now. https://t.co/UIDk9i3G3j
  • Wed, 17:34: Discovering my delivered package I was disgusted to find the box came from Walmart. Then I remembered I ordered the fucking thing from Amazon, which is hardly less evil.
  • Wed, 22:01: A meta comedy that's . . . undercooked, but surprisingly sweet. https://t.co/rOTQxPpxqK