My tweets

  • Fri, 10:57: Oh my god, stop pestering me with your petition texts. If there's anything we've learned in recent years, it's that Congress couldn't give half a shit about our petitions (or marches, for that matter). Say it with me: What we need to do is VOTE these motherfuckers out of office.
  • Fri, 16:42: This person’s bike startles the shit out of me, every time. (And usually when my bike taps against the rail much more lightly.) https://t.co/0UF4S3lByA