My tweets

  • Wed, 0:32:

    New batch of band name ideas!

    Killjoy
    Sense Memory
    Sheanderthal
    Apotheosis
    Mind Palace
    The Doomscrollers
    The Slippery Slopes
    Antagonista
    Protocringe
    The Inseam Debate
    Prolapse

  • Wed, 12:35: I think maybe I'm officially over Baz Luhrmann. https://t.co/2WVlQiXG8J
  • Wed, 16:48: At first I was delighted to learn the Los Angeles Public Library as it exists today can be traced back to what was basically a weeklong Charles Dickens cosplay party. (“DickensCon”?) And then … holy shit. https://t.co/95yEDDIe5S
  • Wed, 23:24: Once again I’m up way too late watching TikToks but now that I’ve learned the vagina is “a self cleaning oven” I’m finally going to bed, satisfied with the day’s education.