My tweets

  • Sun, 13:01: My gay gene must be broken because holy hell do I hate shopping. Shobhit loves it. He’s in seventh heaven. I’m so fucking bored.
  • Sun, 20:06: People keep worrying that I’m going to trip or run into something while I’m walking and reading a book but I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I was walking with a closed book in my hand and merely looking to my right when I just ran into a post!
  • Sun, 21:09: I went into this movie nearly completely blind to its contents, which was a great way to do it. https://t.co/VCp8uJET5C
  • Sun, 22:14: Oh I keep forgetting to mention Shobhit and I replaced the Delta cartridges in *both* our shower faucets. We are so butch! When we were done we adjusted ourselves and then spit on the wall. https://t.co/yQKpQkS2en