Sat, 02:38: RT @flawshmeo:
Rest of the country: “haha, 90°, nbd that’s not a heat wave”
Seattle:>Seattle: *crashes plane into alki*
*crashes ferry into terminal*
*propane truck explodes on I5*
We all deal with the heat a little differently 🥵
Sat, 06:54:
Bullshit Heat, Day 4
Weighing the pros and cons of just having someone kill me