Wed, 05:08: Dreamt I had a 15-foot penis. I have to tell you, it … wasn’t great. One star, do not recommend.
Wed, 07:53: Turns out subscribing to a streaming music service can yield fascinating discoveries, such as this Donna Summer compilation album I found which features a disco cover of Richard Harris's "MacArthur Park."
Wed, 09:47: Oh, my god. People, the world over ... are so fucking stupid. https://t.co/qhs3VCK2Tz
Wed, 16:20: Found in our office “Wellness Room.” Not stocking the cabinets in there with granola seems like a real missed opportunity. https://t.co/32R1T8PgbU