Wed, 07:03: There’s a guy on my bus admonishing people to keep their face covered up. His mask is pulled below his chin.
Wed, 07:15: A gathering of flamingos is called a flamboyance. “A few flamingos short of a flamboyance” sounds like a great way to describe a dumb twink.
Wed, 09:21: Stunningly bad marketing alert!🚨 My sister told me this joke in the nineties: “What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? 🎶Salad shooterrrr! 🎶” Well. I think we found a new answer to that question. https://t.co/1DnpXdVjvg
