Thu, 05:48: Well, guess what. Just last weekend I ironed a hole right through this shirt, so now it's finally dead, after *thirty years* of wearing it. It wasn't even ever my favorite shirt, I just never throw shit away! Until I iron a hole through it. https://t.co/cKx43WlNsq
Thu, 08:39: RT @perfectsweeties: i’ve been taking some notes https://t.co/AHRF8OO8zf
Thu, 12:03: @onemorebitener I keep meaning to send you this: someone passed through the Monorail station with some googly eyes. https://t.co/nTS9C0Adsb
Thu, 12:17: I can’t stop thinking of that little circle as Jupiter’s butthole. It’s where it poops out little planets. https://t.co/BZrl0ZVPbT
Thu, 16:30: I’m on PTO for a week starting tomorrow. Do we like my out of office message? https://t.co/wGXymIdoZB