My tweets

  • Mon, 05:40: Turns out this guy was just four years ahead of his time. RT @ fcakenterprises "They. Are. Infected! Please take your luggage. Go to your homes. And lock your doors!" -- totally sane young man at baggage claim
  • Mon, 8:42: After taking six days to get used to the 18-hour difference between Sydney and Seattle (or 6-hour difference depending on which direction you go on the clock, irrespective of calendar date), they have to go and change the clocks locally too! What a pain in the ass. We need permanent Standard Time! (Always and forever, fuck permanent Daylight Saving Time.)
  • Mon, 10:03: RT @dylanwoodley and revenge is the only thing on his mind https://t.co/dN0AoWMp1M
  • Mon, 20:47: A serviceable period piece. https://t.co/H9KOFLjx2z