Sat, 07:15: Dreamt I got into a contest with a preteen boy to see who could endure getting slapped hardest in the left ear. I got to choose which ear, after the chooser was somehow selected after each of us pulled a lettuce leaf off a houseplant.
Sat, 10:34: https://t.co/6d3rO4A4PQ
Sat, 13:42: Cheers! to our *second* March afternoon Happy Hour! We just discovered this place last month and quite like it. 😋🍻 https://t.co/1S1pSEI1D5
Sat, 10:15: Nothing will stop Shobhit from the campaign trail. (We’re here to make sure he doesn’t have appendicitis.) https://t.co/QplXB9Zbfb
Sun, 01:02: Guess what everybody, Shobhit has acute appendicitis! https://t.co/3wqcDf7VYq https://t.co/Z4br35QsRM