My tweets

  • Sat, 06:28: Dreamt a 3-inch long, maybe 1-inch wide, chunk of hardened mucus, vaguely in the shape of a more cylindrical apple core, slowly slid out of Shobhit’s nostril and onto the kitchen floor. Then Laney picked it up with her bare hands and marveled at how it ”really is disgusting, from end to end.” As if it might have been less disgusting in a specific spot? Anyway good morning everybody!
  • Sat, 08:03: https://t.co/O1PwAZ6GvO
  • Sat, 12:04: https://t.co/JMGfarTBln
  • Sat, 15:36: It’s time for April afternoon #happyhour! Even though it’s not technically Happy Hour so my three margaritas were full price. 😕💵💵💵🔥 https://t.co/T1WLnBweMO