Sat, 08:08: Actually now I still have both of them on my desk! RT @fcakenterprises May 6, 2016 I emailed Mimi yesterday that it was the two-year anniversary of her giving me the birthday gift I still have at work, which is on the left: “It’s probably my favorite thing on my desk,” I said. “Okay except maybe my mirror.” So today she brought me the one on the right. Oh my god I laughed so hard. It’s my new favorite thing on my desk! It makes the first one look like shit! instagram.com/p/BFEoHRgQONZ/
Sat, 09:59: Missed opportunity: Carrot Top fans should have been called Carrot Bottoms https://t.co/5iEbqfDgAq
Sat, 17:12: It's like an Ari Aster movie and a Charlie Kaufman movie had a baby ... which then found it impossible to live up to either parent. https://t.co/AWSXlc8EAK
Sat, 20:48: I don’t know about you guys but I think those are some stupid ass hats. https://t.co/TclBc964uv