My tweets

  • Sun, 07:54: Are you an optimheimer or a pessimheimer?
  • Sun, 10:17: One of the keys to a lasting marriage is the ability to keep surprising each other. For instance, Shobhit is suddenly watching a bunch of golf on TV, and Iā€™m like, what the fuck is this shit?
  • Sun, 17:07: This movie, which shockingly succeeds from every angle, is even better than the fun time I already expected it to be. https://t.co/TclBc964uv