someone left his penis out in the rain

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I took myself to a movie last night, about a recently transitioned young trans man. It was called Mutt and it was pretty good.

I'm in a period where the best options for a movie to see in theaters is at SIFF Cinemas rather than at the conventional multiplexes, so I saw this one at SIFF Cinema at the Uptown on Lower Queen Anne, a 4:30 showtime so I left work at 4:15 to walk over there—no bike ride this time, as yesterday was an almost shockingly rainy day. It was just a couple of weeks ago I was still coming to work in shorts. Sometimes the weather here can turn so quickly it's a bit jarring.

It had been so long since I walked up there rather than biking, I noticed not one but two new residential structures under construction and near completion, which I had never noticed before. For a split second I thought to myself, How have I never noticed this? But then I realized it's been several months since weather has forced me to walk to a movie up there rather than taking my bike.

I'll be seeing another movie at the same theater on Thursday. Yesterday's movie was the first I went to see in fully one week; last week's was the first in ten days. I plan to see three movies this week, actually, with a third on my calendar for Saturday. Once I get to that one, I still will have gone to see all of six movies in the month of September. That's still far more than the average person, but in a normal, non-pandemic, non-strike year, I'd be averaging around double that each month.

If we just go by what I have on my calendar right now for movie releases through the end of the year, I'll round out 2023 having gone to the movies 77 times. If we go by the average number per month from January through September, I'll round out the year having gone to the movies 81 times. Either estimate would be a record low, at least for years in which movie theaters were open all year (and thus excluding 2020 and 2021). The previous record low had neen 2002, when I went to the movies 88 times. We'll see if I match or exceed that this year, but right now it's looking doubtful.

And it's not even because of the pandemic this time. It's mostly because of the fucking WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. And as I've said all along, I'm fine with it. Whatever it takes, for all those workers to get fairly compensated.

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Anyway. The bus ride home after the movie was interesting.

First, the rain: Seattle had its wettest September 25 on record, with 0.82" of rain measured at SeaTac Airport. A lot of it seemed to fall during the fifteen minutes or so I waited to catch the #8 bus, thankfully with an awning to stand under. I left the movie and One Bus Away said the bus was 10 minutes away, which alone was a disappointingly long time to wait (it was fine). Then the bus was several minutes late. During which time, the steady, light rain really turned into a heavy downpour for a few minutes.

There was also some guy with some real mental health issues going on, ranting and raving down the sidewalk across the street. He would walk a few steps, crouching a bit, yelling something unintelligible and plugging his ears. He stopped in front of the entrance to the Mud Bay pet store, which has an old movie-style marquee above the door with movie titles turned into pet puns: today, it says NOW SHOWING - TWILIGHT - BARKING DAWN. Thankfully no one was coming or going in our out the store, and I did wonder whether the guy would burst inside and cause some kind of disruption. Instead, he threw his book and notebook he was holding onto the sidewalk, then pulled the elastic waistband of his pants down enough for his flaccid penis to pop out and then flip back inside his pants again. Maybe three or four minutes later, he did that exact same thing again.

He finally started wandering down Queen Anne Avenue and I thought maybe that was the last of him. Nope! He crossed the street at the end of the block, made his way back up my side of the street, and continued with sporadic vocal outbursts. He stood in between several other people waiting for the bus, maybe fifty feet up the street from me. Everyone stood around basically pretending he just wasn't there.

The #8 finally pulled around the corner, and I was much relieved. And then Shouty Penis Man walked up toward this bus. Oh, fuck.

I started to sit in a seat near the front of the bus, and then realized I was right across the aisle from Shouty Penis Man. No, thank you. I moved further toward the back of the bus, just hoping my ride would not be marked by some wild disruption from this guy.

You may be disappointed to find, anticlimactically, that the guy was comparatively well behaved on the bus. I think he did still sort of bounce around in his seat a bit, and I think two women did get up to move further away from him. At one point the bus took in an astonishing number of riders, and I was one of only a handful of people wearing a mask. I kept trying to see if I could see Shouty Penis Man, halfway up the length of the bus. There was a moment I thought I saw him putting on a mask, and I was like, holy shit! But then moments later I saw he wasn't wearing one. This was one area where he and the majority of the bus riders were on the same page.

This guy rode for most of the same ride I did, getting on at Lower Queen Anne, and then he got off at Broadway & John, where the Capitol Hill Light Rail Station is. He shuffled off the bus, and literally hopped up to stand on a bench, his back against the wall. Still slightly hunched. I had three more stops before mine, in which I no longer had to worry about him.

The five-block walk home from the bus stop on 15th wasn't as heavy in rainfall, but heavy enough. Even with an umbrella being used, I got home with the top of my backpack pretty wet, and the thighs of my pants surprisingly wet. I had leftovers for dinner, wrote my review, and later just hung out in the living room with my MacBook while Shobhit watched an Agatha Christie series on TV.

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