Sat, 08:12: I’ll tell you what I’d let Hot Sauron be lord of my ring https://t.co/BFEoHRgQONZ/

Sat, 10:26: I asked the security guard in the lobby what that bathroom code is. He said: “Uhhh. Which one?”
I said: “The one in the lobby, around the corner that way.”
He took a very brief beat. Then: “Which one?”
Then it hit me that he didn’t know if I wanted the code for the men’s room or the women’s room. Ha! #stillgotit
Anyway this is why gender neutral bathrooms are better. https://t.co/AWSXlc8EAK

Sat, 13:39: I can’t stop buying fun earrings! I got these today at the Northwest Chocolate Festival. https://t.co/TclBc964uv
Sat, 17:36: https://t.co/yrgOVesTMB