Sun, 16:30: I spent #SuperBowl Sunday in Danielle’s hot tub. https://t.co/5iEbqfDgAq
Sun, 16:31: I also saw Gail, for the first time in seven years! https://t.co/BFEoHRgQONZ/
Sun, 19:05: When it comes to football, you should think of me as someone with early-onset dementia. You can explain all you want: I will promptly forget it.
Sun, 19:13: The Chiefs have one time out remaining. Meanwhile, I can use all the time outs I want
Sun, 19:52: The city that was annihilated in The Day After won the sports game this is very exciting