Tue, 13:17: My favorite thing today is getting an auto reply from a Mexican food brand that reads, "Holy Guacamole! I'm Out on Maternity Leave."
I would like all other brands to auto-reply in similar fashion.
Pasta brands: "Holy macaroni!"
Seafood brands: "Holy mackerel!"
Extra Virgin Olive Oil brands: "Holy mother of god!"
Fertilizer brands: "Holy crap!"