Tue, 9:21: Just ended a TEN MINUTE phone call w/a customer irate about a cocoa powder being discontinued, if you're wondering who I want to murder rn.
Tue, 10:20: Train derailment just outside the office this morning. Fun for everyone! https://t.co/PTWeSFvdVI
Tue, 15:27: COPY AND PASTE *THIS* MOTHERFUCKERS 🗡😡🔪
Tue, 21:07: The secret to portion control is counting down the hours until the next sorry excuse for a meal.