Fri, 5:43: RT @Fun_Beard: Testicles were the original fidget spinners.
Fri, 8:47: Here's a collage of the most jaw-droppingly dumb looks from my youth! (Clockwise from top left: ages 16, 17, 21 an… https://t.co/WBd1i3fAv0
Fri, 17:58: Sensory overload! #happyhour https://t.co/rgSc1vlnau
Fri, 19:01: My best lesbian friend just said "I invented the penis!"
Fri, 20:44: I wrote a (very) short story. It's the first fiction I've written in ten years. https://t.co/3Xz3CxSaNg