My tweets
- Tue, 5:55: RT @jaketapper: He should sue for a salt... I’ll see myself out https://t.co/ApqSL7zZGa
- Tue, 8:13: This seems ominous. 🤔 https://t.co/FvdUnZTvlD
- Tue, 12:13: Listen we had seasonally appropriate weather the first couple of days of October, followed by two weeks of beautiful, springlike weather. I'll begrudgingly tolerate this shit for now but then we better get a fucking monsoon in November!
- Tue, 14:20: “Laissez-les manger de la brioche sans gluten.” – Marie Antoinette, Princesse de Merde
- Tue, 22:45: Maybe watch this movie with your teenage kids. https://t.co/ME3tYh2RPJ