Wed, 5:44: My cousin’s daughter wanted a pink glock for Christmas. Thank God she didn’t get one, it would have been too confusing! (Pink Glocks is the name of my gay death cult’s house band.)
Wed, 7:06: Happy Boxing Day! Who will you punch today? Apparently tradition dictates it be a servant or service worker. Fun!
Wed, 10:26: This Facebook fundraising feature is bullshit because it would not allow me to create the Matthew McQuilkin Enrichment Fund. I have financial needs too you know!