Fri, 8:08: *finds chocolate on the floor* Five-day rule!
Fri, 9:01: If GREMLINS 3 finally gets made and they use CGI in place of puppetry I will burn the fucking place down. https://t.co/twyST77Vsu
Fri, 14:00: I keep getting emails from MoviePass and I can tell you: they are truly deeply full of shit. (My annual pass remains in effect through 2019, woohoo! Except due to their now-sprawling restrictions I still have more actual movie-going options at a single theatre chain via my AMC subscription.)
Fri, 21:47: I just emitted a wet, guttural belch that sounded like the swamp creature you once feared was about to ooze out from under your childhood bed. Goodnight everyone!‬