My tweets
- Wed, 10:36: Love the customers who go out of their way to sanctimoniously tell us they're "forced" to shop at some other company. Knock yourself out! Have fun steering your high horse through our competitors' grocery aisles! I'm happy to let some other staff mop up your trail of horseshit.
- Wed, 13:25: I'm sure glad they clarified that January's SR 99 closure is "in January." I was so confused for the first half of that headline! kiro7.com/news/local/january-s-sr-99-closure-in-january-will-be-just-the-start-of-new-traffic-pain
- Wed, 14:45: Just ran into a broker in the kitchen who immediately lavished so much praise on me it was almost embarrassing. ALMOST
- Wed, 20:57: I love this show so much. #BoJackHorseman https://t.co/uI7DlLH8oN