My tweets

  • Thu, 7:27: A friend at work recently told me she described me to someone else as "one of the most optimistic people I know, even though he says the F word a lot." Ha! I fucking LOVE that.
  • Thu, 9:03: I'm about a quarter of the way through a book called The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe and I can already feel it making me insufferable.
  • Thu, 12:10: Okay everyone you can stop talking about this Marie Kondo dipshit. It’s allowed.
  • Thu, 15:40: Scott sent me this picture of an avian traffic jam he encountered on the Alaskan Way #Viaduct. https://t.co/dRNRGCAYoN