Sat, 7:56: These smart phones are getting so big it’s increasingly impossible to avoid dropping them on your face when on your back looking at them in bed.
Sat, 10:35: We couldn’t figure out where the crank handle for the window was. https://t.co/O7SvYFpm8g
Sat, 13:57: Street canvaser: “How’s it going?” Me: “Good.” SC: “Can I talk to you for a second?” Me: “No.” SC: “Have a good day!” Me: [*proceeds to have a good day*]
Sat, 15:05: It's kind of intense. https://t.co/C1qhqc6mUD
Sat, 17:29: The cats have been desperately trying to convince me it’s already dinner time for the past hour, because they are self-destructive, conniving, lying assholes who think I am a complete moron. They should run for Congress. #caturday https://t.co/h2Ul3UUwGE