My tweets

  • Tue, 9:21: I keep getting asked if as a vegetarian I eat fish, because apparently literal meanings of words are just regarded as suggestions now?
  • Tue, 9:47:
    Dollar = American currency
    Rupee = Indian currency
    Peso = Mexican currency
    Moolah = Bovine currency
  • Tue, 12:50: Enough with this "possible" bullshit in your headlines. He was called both racist and homophobic slurs. How is this a fucking mystery? https://t.co/h6HVVF8Jaw
  • Tue, 14:26: Today I used my iPhone to take a picture I could enlarge so I could read the tiny print instructions on a supplement bottle. Because I am so fucking young!
  • Tue, 14:41: RT @MattOswaltVA: @SethMacFarlane I know, the midwest is 'beautiful'? What a fucking liar
  • Wed, 02:58: Guess what I majored in! https://t.co/oHTRHv2hWc