My tweets

  • Wed, 8:14: Today I am delighted to learn that all of these terms were born the same year I was (1976): "bicycle shorts," "body piercing," "couch potato," "extra-virgin" (which could have accurately described me until the age of 28; half a decade later I tipped over to "extra-slutty"), "killer bee," "medical marijuana," "meme," "micromanage," "PMS," "pooper-scooper," "skeevy," "smart-mouthed."… merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/1976
  • Wed, 12:35: Happy #NationalDictionaryDay! https://t.co/PrqL432rLu
  • Wed, 19:28: I just passed through my building’s unusually busy gym with a cup of frozen custard in my hand and it was EXHILARATING.
  • Wed, 20:44: Kind of a bore. https://t.co/6mc70fr0RS
  • Wed, 21:15: RT @keelyflaherty:
    giving your enemy the finger:
    -cliché
    -tired
    -boring lawful energy

    giving your enemy an overly enthusiastic thumbs-up:
    -unexpected
    -very confusing
    -extreme chaotic energy

  • Wed, 21:23: Beto needs to quit his campaign so he can choke me.