My tweets

  • Mon, 6:41: Monorail Morning Commute https://t.co/Jg1n0rpvxJ
  • Mon, 10:41: Enduring the latest wave of indignant customers pissed about us selling rabbit in our meat departments, and resisting the urge to tell them I am a vegetarian who still fully supports the annihilation of leporine creatures. Eat up! #fuckrabbits #notrodentsbutclosenough
  • Mon, 12:10:
    1989: "Cool!"
    2019: "Cool-cool-cool!"
    2049: "Sextuple-cool!" (?)
  • Mon, 16:17: I really cannot recommend this utterly delightful, adorable book enough. You could probably read the whole thing in an hour but it’s packed with local details worth savoring. My favorite read of the year so far. https://t.co/uh2ZWBdl7R