Fri, 5:42: Coming soon: the 21st century reboot, That Fucking Bitch Ass Cat
Fri, 9:23: Grocery stores in Seattle today. #snowmageddon https://t.co/tXHcXNi7Vr
Fri, 11:23: Donald Trump, Howard Schultz, Jeff Bezos . . . I guess 2019 is Battle of the Billionaires. (Here's hoping they all lose.)
Fri, 12:34: IT’S HERE ALREADY! YOU’RE NEXT! YOU’RE NEXT, YOU’RE NEEEXT!! #snowpocalypse https://t.co/DbikC1zG2x
Fri, 15:38: I'm literally the second to last person still left in the office, the other one at the far end from me. Should I eat all the chocolate? Start singing along to my headphones at full volume at my desk?
Fri, 16:05: Frozen In Time https://t.co/L6T0lqpqEj
Fri, 17:00: Plenty of gluten free bread left at the Broadway Market QFC! #seattlesnowpocalypse https://t.co/Nfzj0JADKj
Fri, 17:32: Wintry #HappyHour! \o/ ⛄️ \o/ https://t.co/dC2XS2XQHy