My tweets

  • Fri, 6:33: RT @christichiello: When I was 10 a girl called me “Pissti” & I got so mad I said “I will piss on your face!” and she told her mom and her mom told MY mom. So MY mom had to have a talk with me after school that started with “christi did u tell another girl you were going to piss on her face??” 😂
  • Fri, 16:55:
    1. JURASSIC PARK
    2. HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH
    3. AIRPLANE!
    4. GREMLINS
    5. MARS ATTACKS!

    (My all-time favorite is actually BATMAN RETURNS but starting with that would be misleading, given my relative aversion to the current glut of superhero redundancy and mediocrity.) RT robtrench If you had to introduce someone to your taste in movies what are five titles that you would screen for them?
  • Fri, 12:36: Evidently I have a thing for movies with an exclamation point in the title so here's my top 5 of those!


    1. AIRPLANE!
    2. MARS ATTACKS!
    3. MOULIN ROUGE!
    4. OLIVER!
    5. TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! JULIE NEWMAR
  • Fri, 11:47: Maybe it's just me but I feel like the President of the United States, a bona fide moron voted in by morons, can eat shit. nytimes.com/2019/03/22/world/asia/north-korea-sanctions
  • Fri, 15:06: Now that’s more like it! A return to a semblance of normalcy around here! (It’s a beautiful day! ☁️) https://t.co/6OCXHJaWJJ
  • Fri, 19:43: Whatever the hell is going on, I'm into it! https://t.co/hqEPlAE6RN