My tweets

  • Sun, 7:09: Woke from a dream in which I had a brother-in-law whose cat attempted to sexually seduce me. Went back to sleep and then dreamt I was in a room full of cats that were attending a Feline Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting.
  • Sun, 7:43: The reason the first rule of Fight Club is "You do not talk about Fight Club" is because it was actually a terrible movie.
  • Sun, 18:53: An improvement on a point of view you didn't even realize existed. https://t.co/oLzBezoDfU