Mon, 9:29: Today I needed a band-aid to cover blood drawn after I managed to cut myself with my own fingernail. So... I hope you're all impressed.
Mon, 13:14: I'm "I'm so sick of 'I'm blah blah blah years old' joke formats" years old.
Mon, 15:33: I’m not sure Shobhit brought enough back from India. 🤔 https://t.co/G3asLaZ8VZ
Mon, 17:54: I will never understand people in the passenger seat pressing imaginary brakes. I have never in my life even considered doing this, because THERE IS NO PEDAL THERE. ‬
Mon, 18:17: “Pet Lag” (I guess they missed him.) https://t.co/djwGjSb7zu