My tweets

  • Tue, 5:23: I woke up and looked at the clock and immediately thought the phrase "the 4:53 narrative" aas though the current time were #fakenews. This is what our culture is doing to us!
  • Tue, 7:53: Sometimes it feels like my “I don’t give a fuck” demeanor makes casual acquaintances uneasy. 🤔
  • Tue, 9:51: For some reason I keep thinking about this: If I achieved my goal of becoming a supervillain, my weapon of choice would be onion breath. Everyone downwind of my exhalations would choke, suffocate, whither and die.
  • Tue, 21:58: Garbage > Alanis Morissette