Thu, 5:29: Dreamt a cocky eye doctor walked several paces away, asked me to cover my left eye, tell him what he was wearing. I said, “Yellow shoes. Black stretch pants. Leather jacket, ski mask. You don’t scare me at all.”
Then I started giggling & everyone in the room laughed and laughed.
Thu, 14:32: Just received notice that some glass cleaner and disinfectant sprays we carry are all labeled "gluten free" and will update shelf tags post haste THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF I AM DOING VITAL WORK
Thu, 18:25: I thought I was buying regular veggie bacon and didn’t realize it was Canadian style. So, I’m having my first Hawaiian pizza in the 21 years since I became a vegetarian! https://t.co/ZerPyMj7jF