Mon, 14:24: I honestly feel like the only benefit to being straight is if I dated a woman named Amber and then could put her contact in my phone as AMBER ALERT.
Mon, 15:07: America's rural areas are now basically vast nature preserves for hillbillies and rednecks.
Mon, 19:39: I’m not usually one for using “this is triggering” language, but as a former victim of child molestation myself, this “Leaving Neverland” HBO documentary definitely qualifies. I’ve long since come to terms with my experience so it’s not that severe, but I do feel foolish for spending all those years refusing to believe Michael Jackson was a pedophile.