My tweets

  • Tue, 5:56: I guess we're just assuming all senators are running for president now, and an announcement is needed when one of them is *not*? https://t.co/DLmRlfTyK7
  • Tue, 7:42: The great thing about being effeminate is literally never worrying about being emasculated. Waaaay ahead of you there! 💃🏻
  • Tue, 9:37: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez isn't perfect (and hey guess what? demanding perfection is moronic) but the more I learn about her the more I love her. She's the kind of badass Congress needs more of. (And so is Nancy Pelosi, FOR THE RECORD.) https://t.co/vLKR9IUgjf
  • Tue, 9:53: RT @STACEYNIGHTMARE: I don’t get why people expect Trump to have feelings or realize he’s wrong ever- he’s just a big stupid monster! It’s like people crafting opinion pieces about what Godzilla really meant when he sat on a hospital.
  • Tue, 12:48: MATTHEW McQUILKIN ANNOUNCES HE WILL NOT RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2020, DID NOT HAVE CRUSH ON LUKE PERRY IN 1990
  • Tue, 15:52: You guys, I made a decision! I'm going to lose 15 lbs. I have all the tools I need, starting with this slice of carrot cake.
  • Tue, 18:28: RT @billyeichner: In the interest of honoring those pop artists who have not destroyed their legacies with crimes and horrific behavior, who still work and endure and remain creative and vital, Happy 30th Anniversary to LIKE A PRAYER. 🙏 ❤️
  • Tue, 19:46: Well if you know nothing about the guy who made this movie, it takes a rather surprising turn. https://t.co/kJ5a79mmRH
  • Tue, 22:05: I was on the fence about #CaptainMarvel until I learned she has a cat sidekick! That said the usage of CGI and “puppet cat” does not inspire great confidence. https://t.co/xxVFkTTFdi