Fri, 7:59: I’m waiting for the episode of #ThisIsUs where the Pearson family’s doppelgängers come out of the tunnels and slit all their throats. https://t.co/dGywN3oDOh
Fri, 9:02: RT @ohcauseshesdead: Taylor Swift as the redacted Mueller report: a thread https://t.co/tOk0B9Gdly
Fri, 12:15: I pity anyone who gets overly excited about it being Friday because it means they lead sad, lonely lives.
Fri, 16:51: A guy driving past just slowed down his car so he could stick his head out the window and call out, “I really like your hair!”

At least that’s what I think he said.